starkravinghazelnuts:

Tony: [is dying] pepper…. pepper i’m dy–

Pepper: i think the fuck not

Tony: [instantly recovers 100%] you’re right i’m dumb lol my bad 

(via liberte)

hungwy:

Doesnt matter if u dont understand a joke. Extract dopamine and move on

(via thistlefly)

postmarxed:

chauvinistsushi:

writing-prompt-s:

When you die, you appear in a cinema with a number of other people who look like you. You find out that they are your previous reincarnations, and soon you all begin watching your next life on the big screen.

too much

My previous incarnations throwing popcorn at the screen and booing: this bitch is fucking stupid!!!

(via confirmance)

kogaroshi:

wickedseahag:

gays! clean your room

(via hijerking)